joke of the day

During a Coffee Break, two men were talking, "My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden." said the first man.

"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.

"Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?'"

The gardener said, "No, you'll have to do that yourself."

a bad pj

New comer in Class

Once a student(male) joins a new school.
He used to have long hairs on his head.
On the 1st day of school he visited the school and the principal told him that you should cut the hairs before coming to school.
He remained quite and did not answer.
everyone thought that he must have any personal problem
Next day he arrived school and he did not cut his hairs.
Principal got angry and called his parents.
everyone asked him why didnt he cut his hairs?

He replied " DUKAAN BAND THI GHAR KE PASS WALI AUR DUR WALI BHI"

rain rain come again

due to enviornmental changes raining pattern all over d world has become quite disturbed ...due to this their is a significant increase inthe desert area .This has changed the life of people quite disturbed ...due to less rainfall our underground water resources are not properly recharged which led to a larger population deployed of fresh water ...which increase's the chances of waterborne diseses..like typhoid,zaundice,etc
In india rainfall is mostly due to the south-west monsoon active over the south Bay of Bengal and the Andaman Sea . Although this highly complex, dynamic system arrives with unfailing regularity, there is no telling exactly when it will set in, or for that matter, its behaviour over the season.
so see some beautifull rainfaal

for this beautifull season of rain one can only sing song ,and feel the fresh breeze water drops..knocking on the face as if wanted to kiss us..and thell of soil wat a aroma...jus like the smell of pudding...

the end of region -phena retires

now wwe fans can never see -the power,d destruction,d man...who always stood against d odds ..whether it was legend killer randy ortan,world strongest man (self proclaimed)or the great khali
..wwe raw chairman nicckie guerro finally suceeded in his evil trick ..in order to make his fiance..d r rated superstar as wwe champion...in a ladder match..undertaker defeated all (he was not only ..6 other wwe superstar )..but at last he couldn't climb d ladder ...so watch dis xciting match

kareena ke hatho sif dil hara

We are talking about Kareena Kapoor, who performed as the Goddess of Bollywood, at the IIFA awards in Bangkok. And of course also bagged the best actress award for her power house performance in Jab We Met.

The actress has bagged the maximum number of awards this year for Jab We Met and of course, she is obviously excited about the superb reactions to her live performance that showed her making a grand entrance on a huge lotus and her Best Actress Award..

Kareena performed on three main songs apart from Dil hara and Chaliya from Tashan. "My act ended with Mauja hi mauja from Jab We Met, " says Kareena smiling.

Kareena adds, "Manish designed some very colourful outfits. The entire act, I was told, came across as very sexy and glamorous."

Praising Manish, Kareena says, "He has worked very hard on my costumes. He sat with the organizers, Wizcraft, and meticulously worked a theme and costume for every song."

Kareena also credits Shiamak Davar for her creative act. "Shiamak, who has created the act has come up with a different colour and for every theme", exclaims Bebo.

Kareena has no regrets about Tashan bombing at the box-office. She says, "My performance has been appreciated.

In fact my look and style has started a trend of sorts and I am happy about that." And how does she feel about being the best actress of this year? "On top of the world, " beams Bebo.

Meanwhile doomsayers have been busy writing and rewriting the obituary her romance with Chhote nawab who has been breathing down her neck for quite some time.

Something similar happened at IIFA too, when Saif flew down from London to spend a few hours with Kareena and to see her perform on stage at the IIFA weekend. But alongside love there was jhagda as well. Tabloids are splashed with stories of how Saif had a fight with Kareena over her revealing dress at the event and how he cut short his visit and left back for London in a huff.

But another version of the story says the tiff was not over Kareena’s dress but over Kareena’s insistence on Saif to stay back longer. Kareena was apparently enjoying her stint at IIFA and wanted to share more time with Saif, who unfortunately had to return to London.

Whatever the reason for tiff, the jhagda was soon over and Bebo was spotted walking with Saif to the car and giving him a loving hug before he left for airport.

salman khan regarding marriage

Controversies never eluded Salman Khan but the original six-pack boy of Bollywood has learnt the tricks of the trade and the rules of the road. With experience Salman has become more patient and diplomatic. He takes one question at a time and answers articulately. TWF Bollywood correspondent caught up with the actor who now entertains millions of TV audience as the host of a game show “Dus ka Dum” on Sony. Weren’t films enough? Nothing but only the format attracted me. I never decide things, it just happened. I thought the format was interesting, easy and would appeal to many. Interesting… Yes, it is easy for the contestants. Dus Ka Dum has an easy format and for this the contestants need not be extraordinarily educated or intelligent. This game show does not embarrass the contestants if they fail. So you are comfortable hosting this show? Oh certainly. It also does not require the host to be very intelligent. I think they got the right person to host this show. (Winks) Is that confidence? See, I might not be the best host but I don’t think anyone else could have done this job better. I will do pretty much the same thing…acting and I know that is the only thing I can do to my best ability. After Amitabh Bachchan and SRK you are hosting a show. Does that mean competition? No way…please… You can’t compare three individuals. We all have different styles. And I feel it’s very unfair to compare me with Amitabh Bachchan…someone who did films like Sholay and Deewar. And what about SRK giving you some handy tips on hosting this show? (He...he…he…pauses…ha...ha…ha….) How could that even come to your mind? Why will he give me tips? And why should I take tips from him? Tell me how would you avoid the media attention now? You have always stayed away from limelight. You will be seen on television now. See, I have changed a lot. I like answering things straight. So it won’t be a problem. Earlier I had said many things openly, which got lost in translation. But they never bothered me but these days I feel scared. I get mails from my fans asking me aggressive questions…like… why did you do this…or did you do that. So I like being asked straight questions and prefer asking them straight. I also get anxious these days because my parents are getting old. They start panicking along with me. Tell me who would like to see his parents in that state? You have a lot of grievances against the media… No it’s not that. I don’t blame everyone. It’s one or two people who always did this. I said something and they wrote something… Tell me honestly…are you confident that this show will be a hit? Yes I am. I know my fan following and I have left everything to them. They turned so many of my bad films into hits, so I am sure they will make this show a hit too. What about the idea of calling SRK on the show and make him play with you? I haven’t thought of it. But he called you on KBC. Wasn’t that a great episode? I think that was the best episode. I am sure no other episode of KBC was as popular as was the one where I was there. It was a brilliant episode and I enjoyed it. But I haven’t decided on calling Shah Rukh yet. I have my favourites like Sanjay Dutt whom I would love to have on this show. And will you do more of television after this? No, that is something I am sure of. I want to get back into films- acting. I am an actor. Let me do my bit of acting in Bollywood (chuckles). Tell me about your personal life? What do you want to know? Okay…when are you getting married? Someday very soon… Very soon? Yes, it will happen as and when it happens but one thing is sure that I will get married. I also have my duties towards my parents. They are getting old and who doesn’t want to see his son or daughter get married. I will definitely marry because it’s a beautiful thing to happen.

salman khan to married soon

some decent jokes

A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie.

Poof! A beer appeared.

Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women."

Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.

"Oh, man this is the life," the guy thought. "I wish I never had to work again."

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!

hav u ever watched anurag basu love story ...marvellelous love story of college days and its song became real superhit ...now watch some of them